The turf gave this referree The Business.

I've watched this video probably twelve times already and is still putting me in tears. Poor guy never stood a chance.

Soccer Ball Meet Skull.

This I can't stop watching. Everything about it is just awesome. It makes you laugh, it makes you cringe, and for some it probably makes them lose their bowels. Enjoy this for yourself.

Hideki Matsui's Earlobes Rival Dumbo.

Hideki Matsui has BIG earlobes. As you can see in the above photo, they are not normal. This was something I noticed when he was a rookie with the New York Yankees. I have mentioned it to many people and none have ever noticed it. When displayed, it is quite apparent and amusing to the eye. Even my girlfriend remembers this man as "the guy with big earlobes." I am a huge Oakland A's fan and used to speak of his deformity with hilarious ridicule while he was a Yankee. I now get to witness these earlobes in my beloved Green and Gold, flopping in the wind, as he rounds first. Praise Jesus.

Nick Mangold's sister is a BEAST.

So, I've created a blog. This is not something I thought I would ever do, and honestly, I've always thought it to be a bit childish (my bad). After finding myself hooked on a few blogs, I thought it might be nice to have something I can put my thoughts into. I don't care about having followers, offending people (sorry if I do), or if anyone other than myself ever reads it. I just want to vent. Welcome to You burnt my waffle.


Anyways, here we go...


This past Saturday, the girl I share a bed with, Marciseph, and I woke up early and strolled down to the shore on our velocipede's to contribute to the beautification of our city's beaches. Free lunch was offered. 'Twas a win-win. As we began our elected chore, it immediately hit me how soiled the beach was with items that, firstly, didn't even belong on a beach to begin with. The disregard the inhabitants of the city of Long Beach have for it's beach's is quite appalling. For every step taken, 4-5 pieces of trash could have been picked up. Needless to say, by the end of the hour, our bags were packed full. As good as it felt to have picked up a bag full of discarded wrappers, chip bags, cigarette butts, clothing, beer cans, paper towels, and loads of other kinds of SHIT, it was quite overwhelming to imagine how many people, and days, it would actually take to clean the entire shore to an acceptable level of cleanliness. So, my message to the inhabitants of Long Beach, CA, and it's transients, is to appreciate our beach's and to respect what it is and what it has to offer. Oh yeah, my sister joined in the festivities as well.


Also, we saw dolphins. Yes, dolphins in the Long Beach ocean. A lot of them. Dolphins.


Oh, and the Long Beach breakwater needs to go. SINK IT!