The turf gave this referree The Business.

I've watched this video probably twelve times already and is still putting me in tears. Poor guy never stood a chance.

Soccer Ball Meet Skull.

This I can't stop watching. Everything about it is just awesome. It makes you laugh, it makes you cringe, and for some it probably makes them lose their bowels. Enjoy this for yourself.

Hideki Matsui's Earlobes Rival Dumbo.

Hideki Matsui has BIG earlobes. As you can see in the above photo, they are not normal. This was something I noticed when he was a rookie with the New York Yankees. I have mentioned it to many people and none have ever noticed it. When displayed, it is quite apparent and amusing to the eye. Even my girlfriend remembers this man as "the guy with big earlobes." I am a huge Oakland A's fan and used to speak of his deformity with hilarious ridicule while he was a Yankee. I now get to witness these earlobes in my beloved Green and Gold, flopping in the wind, as he rounds first. Praise Jesus.